I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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