I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
Randomize
