i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
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