so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
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