Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
Randomize
