When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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