you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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