Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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