Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
I thought the Bane mask would really repel dudes but instead I ended up grinding on a frat dude that whispered "bad bitch contest, you in first place" in my ear in a Batman voice
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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