I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
Randomize
