can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
he convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. he slurred every word. i think i found my prince charming.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
Someone signed my nipple.
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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