I'm a grown ass woman and I'm sitting in bed eating pizza at 4:30 a.m. BFD, right?
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
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