i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
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