So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
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