fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
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His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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