Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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