A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
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