your thong is hanging out like whoa
So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
Randomize
