that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
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