i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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