Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
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