So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
Impromptu road trip to New Orleans for four days of Mardi Gras. I'll probably be alive and back for Valentine's Day plans, probably won't stick my dick in some random either-might be using my free pass you cheating asshat. Love you. Expect random texts & probably a drunk dial or twelve. You did this to yourself. You're not invited so don't bother. Have fun at work.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
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