Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
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