1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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