I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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