girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
Randomize
