LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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