well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
I know her cup size but not her name....
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