New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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