D3 body, D1 cock
I'm sorry for everything. i woke up with two citations stapled to my shirt.
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
Just puked most of my soul out..
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