Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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