i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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