I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
Farmville is her only friend.
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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