No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
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