I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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