Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
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