Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
zippers are such a cool invention
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
We left the knife in your bed.
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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