Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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