the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
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