Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
Hey cutie is the game almost over? I'm making dinner for us it'll be ready soon. Xox
You would rather make fucking dinner than watch a hockey game that rivals the epic-ness of miracle, the one of the biggest upsets in sport history? Babe I don't know if I can date a girl with such terrible priorities.
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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