Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
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