What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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