Taylor Swift is so right about you.
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
why is half of my head shaved?
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