I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
We just shotgunned beers for America
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
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