Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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