We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
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