Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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