this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
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