The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
bring money and cleavage
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
Randomize
