I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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