My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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